April 2009
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March 2009
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hahaha do you ever think about stuff as your writing something else? I always do.. Was so funny today in English the teacher was calling out
Notes bout a poem for us to take down.. And he said something like ‘in this poem walcott tells us about the letter he recieved from mabel rawlins after the death of his father’ but as I was writing I was daydreaming and...
Heard today about that woman who had like the biggest orgasm ever while giving birth… we were all just like ‘omg thats so cool..i’d love that’.. ha
Couldnt believe what i was asked in my french oral today.. nothing about my house or my area or my school.. oh no.. instead.. ‘what do you think of shakespeare?’ i was like eh excuuuuse me?
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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oh and also there was this part in the movie where the demon girl is like attacking the guy at the end and hes fighting her.. and shes like the girl out of the exorcist like going crazy and covered in blood and theyre wrestling and stuff.. but then just on one second she holds him up against the wall and like licks his face but its really like..sexual or something the way she does it and its so...
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funny thing happened earlier.. me jess and katy were watching that scary movie ‘mirrors’ .. and it was actually really good and really scary and the three of us were sitting watching it and like holding hands cos we were shitting it.. and theres this part where the girl goes upstairs and her son is sitting on the floor and hes all haunted and stuff.. and shes like trying to talk to him...
hahaha licking a stamp leads to 1/10 of the consumption of a calorie..
40 year old virgin
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You’re *gay* now? David: No, I’m not gay I’m just celibate. Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like… there’s this and then in a year it’s like, “Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out...
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for some reason whenever i sign into my msn on meebo it tells me all these little facts… like
‘the first woman on a US postage stamp was Queen Isabella of Spain’
and
‘Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba’
even though theyre not particularly interesting at all i always seem to read them all…
“You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after...”
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“You don’t have to be a “person of influence” to be influential. In fact, the...”
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I never ever usually remember my dreams…then for some reason my brain decides to allow me to Remember just one dream. I had a dream that cassie claire and Helen went drunk swimming and cassies leg got bitten off by a shark..and Helen and claire drowned cos they were too drunk to swim and the waves were real big.. And people were dragging their bodies out of the water. I wish I could remember...
We did this thing in religion today where we write about our ideal husband.. what hes like and what he looks like and all.. and how we want to be proposed to.. what we want our wedding day to be like and where we want to live and how many kids we have and their names and everything.. haha it was actually really fun to do..although kinda gay ha.. but it was put in an envelope and its going in our...
